Say what . . . ?

 I recently purchased a new hand vacuum. I checked them out on Amazon.com and found one I thought would work for me. It came within a few days and seems to be fine. I had no problem figuring out what the few accessories were and how to attach them, but being a new item, I began reading the directions on the little paper included with it. I am sharing them with you here:

I'm guessing this was written by a translator who probably had never seen the product and was also a beginning student of English as his/her second language.  I still chuckle every time I try to read it. 

It's not quite as hot and muggy today. The sun hasn't broken through and it looks like we could have showers any time. Nice break!